Know what
annoys me? Those small, ubiquitous, amorphous pieces of plastic bags annoy me.
They turn up everywhere. Yesterday I found one in my wallet attached to
a receipt. You know what they are! They can be blue or
white or tan or beige. I opened the refrigerator and pulled out a pack of
cheese. Guess what was attached! They seem to have magnetic or adhesive or
static connections to the oddest objects, in the strangest places. I grabbed a
folder of pages I'm trying to whittle down to go paperless and pulled out a page.
Lo and Behold! I found a piece of plastic bag. I guess they
exist because the plastic bags can never be completely
and thoroughly cut. These pieces must hover in space and attach themselves
to whatever they can find. I pulled my keys out of my pocket a few minutes ago
and guess what I found? Yep! Know what annoys me? These small,
ubiquitous, amorphous pieces of plastic bags annoy me.
A Long
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